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امروز دیگه حوصله نوشتن مطلب انگلیسی نداشتم دیگه نمیدونم یه جورایی خسته شدم از این که هر روز یه چیز جدید میشنوم از یه جای جدید. یه روز از کمپانی فیلم سازی برادران وارنر که میان یه فیلم مسخره میسازند به نام ۳۰۰ یه روز دیگه یاهو میاد اسم ما رو از تو لیست کشوراش حذف میکنه و امروزم شرکتی به بزرگی گوگل میاد اشتباهی رو که چندین باره  تو این سالها دارن شرکتهای مختلف انجام میدن دوباره انجام میده و اونم تغییر نام خلیج فارس به خلیج عربیه. واقعا نمی دونم چی بگم و کی رو باعث همچین حرکاتی بدونم. اگه تعداد آرای مخالفین این نام به مرز یک میلیون برسه شرکت گوگل مجبور میشه به خاطر حفظ اعتبارش نام رو تغییر بده و به خلیج فارس تبدیل کنه.

فقط می تونم خواهش کنم که یه کم فکر کنیم به این که کجا بودیم و به کجا داریم میریم.

آآآی کورورش!!!

 

سایت اعلام اعتراض به شرکت گوگل

+ نوشته شده در  یکشنبه بیست و پنجم فروردین 1387ساعت 20:14  توسط مهران پردل  | 

 

 

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.۱

 If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, ۱

you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money.۱

 If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.1

 

Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. ۱

My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets

 are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their

picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they

will get back to you.1

 



You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on,۱

 wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in,۱

 leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. ۱

I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through

another long answering machine message when you call me...1

 



I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the

 phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message

, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it

LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to

 it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.1

 



Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight

right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will

 call you right back.1

 



Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in

 right now. Maybe you should leave a message at the beep or call me back

 later. BEEP. (Pause three seconds.) Just kidding, that wasn't really the beep. ۱

Are you ready now?1

 

Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?۱

 Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. ۱

I wonder why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button

 does...۱

 



Thank you for calling 911. All of our operators are currently busy. Please stay on

the line, and your call will be answered in the order it was received. ۱

Worst Muzak possible. Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us.۱

Please continue to hold. Or, if your little emergency isn't too serious, leave

 a message at the tone, and one of our crisis operators will call you back. ۱

Have a nice day.۱

 



Please leave a tone after the message.۱

 



Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak

very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.۱

 

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message,۱

 and if I don't call back, it's you.۱

 

Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?۱

 

 

Hello. Here are my answers to last week's messages, in order of their arrival.۱

 Yes. Maybe. At seven. You'll get it tomorrow. For sure. Get me that phone

 number. Thanks, I take my messages on Mondays.۱

 

Hello, we are all currently home, but someone stole our phone...۱

 And the recording tape from this answering machine. So you can't

reach us until we either find a phone or get a tape. If you had to waste

 a quarter on this call... Sorry.۱

 

Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message

and I will call you up as soon as I find it.۱

+ نوشته شده در  جمعه نهم فروردین 1387ساعت 16:27  توسط مهران پردل  | 

Ready? GO!!!

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.1

What position are you in?1

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!1

 If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!1

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you


took for the first question, OK ?1


Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?1

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?1

Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last

question right. Maybe.1

 

Third Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 1


3Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?1

Answer: Did you Answer Nunu?1

NO! Of course it isn't.1

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!1


Okay, now the bonus round:


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the

action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the

shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the

shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?1

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple...1

 

+ نوشته شده در  دوشنبه بیست و هفتم اسفند 1386ساعت 16:36  توسط مهران پردل  | 

 824
 
To fall in love
 
To laugh until it hurts your stomach
 
To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation
 
To go for a vacation to some pretty place
 
To listen to your favorite song in the radio
 
To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside
 
To leave the! shower and find that the towel is warm
 
To clear your last exam
 
To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to
 
To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year
 
To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces
 
Calls at midnight that last for hours
 
To laugh without a reason
 
To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you
 
To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours
 
To hear a song that makes you remember a special person
 
To be part of a team
 
To watch the sunset from the hill top
 
To make new friends
 
To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that you see that person
 
To pass time with your best friends
 
To see people that you like, feeling happy
 
To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume

 
See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed
 
To take an evening walk along the beach
 
To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you
 
To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends
 
These are the best moments of life
 
Let us learn to cherish them
 
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed

Source: Iranvelco

+ نوشته شده در  سه شنبه هفتم اسفند 1386ساعت 9:25  توسط مهران پردل  | 

A woman awakes during the night to find that her

 

husband was not in their bed. She puts on her

 

robe and goes downstairs to look for him

 

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table

 

with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears

 

deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She

 

watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and

 

takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she

 

whispers as she steps into the room

 

Why are you down here at this time of night? The

 

husband looks up Do you remember 20 years ago

 

 when we were dating and you were only 17?" he

 

 asks solemnly The wife is touched thinking her

 

 husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she

 

replies. The husband pauses. The words are not

 

 coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us

 

in my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself

 

into a chair beside him. The husband continues... "Do

 

you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my

 

face and said, "Either you marry

 

my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20

 

 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He

 

wipes another tear from his cheek and says: "I

 

would have gotten out today!"d

 

 

+ نوشته شده در  شنبه بیستم بهمن 1386ساعت 22:38  توسط مهران پردل  | 

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an

 airplane that  crashed. They're up in heaven, and

 God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses

Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?1"۱

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is

 evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and

 that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will

 become a greenhouse and we'll all die."1

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with

 that.Come and sit at my left."۱

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"۱

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. ۱

I think people should be able to make their own

choices about things and that no one should ever

 be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe

 in feeling people's pain."۱

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds

 good. Come and sit at my right."۱

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"۱

"I believe you're in my chair.۱"

 

 

+ نوشته شده در  جمعه پنجم بهمن 1386ساعت 19:33  توسط مهران پردل  | 

There is a good old barber in some city in the US . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. f
 
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept
 
money from you. I am doing community service."g
The florist is happy and leaves the shop.g
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen
 
roses waiting at his door.g

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber
 
replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."g
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.g
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen
 
donuts waiting at his door.g
An Irnian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. f
 
But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot
accept money from you. I am doing community service."g
The Iranian software engineer is happy and leaves.g
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there?g


Can you guess?g
.
.
.
Do you know the answer?g
.
.
.
Come on! think like an Iranian...g
.
.
.
A dozen Iranians (all with BMWs or Mercedes Benzs) waiting for a free haircut!g
+ نوشته شده در  سه شنبه هجدهم دی 1386ساعت 11:9  توسط مهران پردل  | 

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's

three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,

and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the

Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden

was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or

Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there

was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more

about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and

completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam

says, "Fill it with water."

+ نوشته شده در  شنبه بیست و چهارم شهریور 1386ساعت 23:40  توسط مهران پردل  | 

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by

the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They

walked deep into the jungle and waited by a

path.Before long, along came this little old man.

The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said

the father. "There's not enough meat on that one

to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."Well, a little

while later, along came this really fat man. The son

said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the

father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the

fat in that one. We'll just wait."About an hour later,

here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.The

son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one

dad. Let's eat her.""No," said the father. "We'll not

eat her either.""Why not?" asked the son."Because,

we're going to take her back alive and eat your

mother

+ نوشته شده در  جمعه شانزدهم شهریور 1386ساعت 18:16  توسط مهران پردل  | 

Everybody on earth died and goes to heaven God comes and says :    i want the men make two lines. One line for the men that dominated thier women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by thier women  Also i want all the women to go with st.peter" with that said and done.the next time God looked ,the women are gone and there are two lines. the line of the men that were dominated by thier women was 100 miles long , and in the line of men that  dominated thier women , ther was only one man. God got mad and said ,"you men should be  ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped  by your mates. look at the only,one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. learn from him!!!.tell them my son.,how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"and the man replied,"I dont know ,my wife told me to stand here."thats it

+ نوشته شده در  جمعه بیست و نهم تیر 1386ساعت 9:56  توسط مهران پردل  | 

 
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